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Sep 2, 2014 / 33,322 notes

harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

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Sep 2, 2014 / 128,142 notes
  • Most girls on first day of school: -walks around school, finds old friends, gets new class list-
  • Me on first day of school: -stumbles into random music room, breaks expensive vase, accidentally joins a host club-
Sep 2, 2014 / 85,819 notes

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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Sep 2, 2014 / 4,643 notes

prublems:

my self esteem drops faster than my battery life 

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Sep 2, 2014 / 114,885 notes

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

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Sep 2, 2014 / 222,064 notes

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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Sep 2, 2014 / 413,788 notes

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

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Sep 2, 2014 / 374,288 notes
  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
Sep 2, 2014 / 17,215 notes

astound:

dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me

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Sep 1, 2014 / 118,693 notes

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